The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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