That's when you crack a 10am beer
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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