Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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