He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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