let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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