About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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