Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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