why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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