So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
as a side note pls kill me
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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