just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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