I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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