First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
