glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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