how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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