Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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