I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
