I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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