Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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