well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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