I am in a vortex of obligation.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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