We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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