I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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