these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
