is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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