Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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