Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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