How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
false alarm, still single
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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