Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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