Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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