you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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