Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
