i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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