After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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