Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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