: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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