You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This is not my ceiling
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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