Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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