Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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