He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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