Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I supernannyed him into submission
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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