how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
