...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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