I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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