summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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