If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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