Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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