...so i touched it.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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