why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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