I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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