I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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