If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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