Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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