Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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