Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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