Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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