So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there was a trapeze. enough said
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i believe in u and ur pee
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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